17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

brokage:
it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely. - (via exam)
seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

seeminglycurious:

Lord please save us all

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